Wait, a McWhat?

Ever heard of a McGangbang? Well if you have, holy shit, why didn't you tell me about this underground sandwich phenomenon? C'mon, I thought we were bros. For those of you who haven't heard of a McGangbang (and don't feel bad because I hadn't either as of May 2013), it is a Dollar Menu Frankenstein mash-up monster sandwich that can be had for the measly pittance of only two American dollars. To achieve such levels of culinary perfection, one must simply visit the nearest McDonald's franchise, order a McDouble and a McChicken off of the Dollar Menu, laterally dissect your McDouble at the union of meat patties, and slip an entire McChicken sandwich betwixt the resulting halves. Boom. Dollar Menunaire, son!

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I still can't fathom how this masterpiece of frugal self destruction has flown below my radar for all these years. According to my research, this sandwich had it's own MySpace page dedicated to it. A fucking MySpace page, people. It might as well have been written into scripture with chronological clout like that. A McGanbang. Elegant sandwich, moderately disturbing name. Go forth and assemble these monstrosities en masse, we owe it to the world to spread the word of the McGangbang. I suggest going door to door on mountain bike with McGangbang pamphlets. People seem to be generally receptive of any tri-folded forms of print media.