Let me kick off my sneaks and get comfortable

Ahh, there is nothing quite like a fresh blog to make you feel all warm and tingly inside. Mmm, still has that "new blog" smell doesn't it? I guess we can go ahead and break this mutha in, huh? First and foremost, let me begin by telling you that yes, I am in fact another angsty twenty-something who can't make heads or tails of his path in life and whah-whah, boo-hoo, poor me. But, the purpose of this blog isn't for me to whine and cry about the same old existential crisisy bullshit that I always do, it is to catalog and file away dumb shit that amuses me and keeps me somewhat sane. Let's just call it a blog about futility, shame, and the pursuit of all things you probably don't even give a shit about. Hell, chances are I am going to be the only one that reads this thing anyways so fuck it, let's just call it my journal. But, if you are as uninspired as me, you probably don't have shit else to do other than tag along with me on my idiotic journey out of this grey area we refer to as "twenty-something".