That's the Shit I Don't Like
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Let's all agree to stop doing/participating in the following things, m'kay?
1: Irregardless. No explanation needed, just stop it.
2: "Euro" or "Altezza" style taillights on American pickup trucks. If the vehicle was never manufactured or distributed in Europe, it doesn't need euro taillights. Roger that?
3: Stealing shopping carts and ditching them in neighborhoods. Lazy. This is just lazy. If you steal it, just keep it and reuse it the next time you shop. Stop stealing a new cart every time, it's just stupid.
4: Admission fees at junkyards. Why is this a thing? $2 to peruse junk? Stop! Fair warning, if I pay $2 to get in, $2 worth of shit is coming out of there (in my cargo pockets).
5: ATTEMPTING TO HOT PATCH THE ENTIRETY OF I-264 IN ONE WEEKEND. It can't be done. Reducing the highway to two lanes with little or no warning is not so cool and seems kinda dangerous. Maybe we just fill potholes as they happen and we won't have to fill 1,000 of them in two days.
6: Looking at me like an idiot when I reference Vigo the Carpathian. You know who he is. You get the reference. Stare into his eyes and tell me again that you do not know Vigo the Carpathian.
You know what? We might have to call this That's the Shit I Don't Like vol. 1. Let's earmark this idea and come back to it when I can piece my brain back together. Thinking about all the 264 nonsense just made by mind implode. There is more shit we need to collectively stop doing. Tell me what you think we should stop doing! If you say blogging, you are wasting your time. Idiots never quit.
1: Irregardless. No explanation needed, just stop it.
2: "Euro" or "Altezza" style taillights on American pickup trucks. If the vehicle was never manufactured or distributed in Europe, it doesn't need euro taillights. Roger that?
3: Stealing shopping carts and ditching them in neighborhoods. Lazy. This is just lazy. If you steal it, just keep it and reuse it the next time you shop. Stop stealing a new cart every time, it's just stupid.
4: Admission fees at junkyards. Why is this a thing? $2 to peruse junk? Stop! Fair warning, if I pay $2 to get in, $2 worth of shit is coming out of there (in my cargo pockets).
5: ATTEMPTING TO HOT PATCH THE ENTIRETY OF I-264 IN ONE WEEKEND. It can't be done. Reducing the highway to two lanes with little or no warning is not so cool and seems kinda dangerous. Maybe we just fill potholes as they happen and we won't have to fill 1,000 of them in two days.
6: Looking at me like an idiot when I reference Vigo the Carpathian. You know who he is. You get the reference. Stare into his eyes and tell me again that you do not know Vigo the Carpathian.
Image credit goes to crocco.net (thanks google images)
You know what? We might have to call this That's the Shit I Don't Like vol. 1. Let's earmark this idea and come back to it when I can piece my brain back together. Thinking about all the 264 nonsense just made by mind implode. There is more shit we need to collectively stop doing. Tell me what you think we should stop doing! If you say blogging, you are wasting your time. Idiots never quit.
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