Bungees vs. Fucks Given

I have come to the realization that the amount of visible bungee cords holding a vehicle together is directly proportional to the amount of disregard that the driver has for everyone else on the road. Odd concept, yes, but I think you will find that you cannot argue with graphs. Graphs never lie. I read that on a graph one time.

I have collected years of data and poured through it for months to assemble this very accurate, very scientific, and very well made graph. It wasn't made in MS Paint. I used Excel or something. Yeah, Excel, that's it. Definitely not MS Paint though. But as you can see, as the amount of bungee cords goes up, so too does the amount of disregard. Eventually, following mathematical logic, there is a point at which absolutely zero fucks can be given about other drivers occupying the road way. This is due in part to the fact that at this point in the graph, there are so many bungees on the vehicle that the windshield is undoubtedly 100% obscured by devilish elastic tie downs (This has tentatively been called the Can't-See-Em-So-Fuck-Em Hypothesis). So, there you have it, challenge it if you must, but I will not budge from my belief in this mathematical certainty.