Bustin' Them Ghosts

Sometimes, when I am driving on a lonely stretch of road and I see a patch of fog lingering in my path, I imagine that it is a ghost. Then, I strike it with my vehicle. Why? Because I'm a Ghostbuster in training. And because ghosts have no business crossing the street outside of designated Spectral Entity Crossings anyways. Now, I know some of you ghost advocates are going to question my motives here, so let's just clear the air. I don't hate ghosts, per se, but I won't stand for the overt arrogance of lone road ghosts or even lone fog patches for that matter. Are you too good to hang out at the cemetery with the other ghosts? Do you think that the road is your own personal haunting ground? Well, I'm here to tell you that the same rules that apply to living outcasts still apply to you. Don't play in the street, lest ye be ready to meet your fate. If you happen to be a ghostly fog patch in my path, that means you better be prepared to be blasted by a heavy dose of Proton Stream, AKA my high beams. On that note, it's a general rule that if you are busting ghosts from the opposite direction of traffic to dim your Proton Stream when approaching another Ghostbuster in action to prevent stream crossing. Egon said that shit is a no-no.

"There's something very important I forgot to tell you! Don't cross the streams… It would be bad… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

—Egon Spengler on crossing proton streams