Small Steps Towards a Smoother Doomsday

I watch a lot of shows about preppers. Since I don't fear the imminent destruction of civilized life as we know it, I don't consider myself a prepper per se, but I do employ small strategies that keep me prepared for any unexpected emergency situation. It's all about the small lifestyle changes, not the big ones. Rather than building a huge underground bunker, just modify the little things, like the way you remove your pants at the end of the day. Make "fireman pants" available in various locations just in case of impending doom (or maybe a quick response to an unexpected knock at the door while you are sleeping). Easy day, right? Instead of having to figure out the complicated process of donning pants while in a sleepy haze, just follow this easy process. When removing pants, just let the waistband fall and step out of the resulting pile of pantaloon. This will leave the legs of your trousers accordioned about the cuffs and ready for action. When an emergency arises, simply step into the cuffs and pull the waistband up. Boom. You just put on pants in record time. Just like a fireman. Remember, the small steps add up. We are all about cumulative prepping 'round here. Do yourself a favor, toss a Gerber multi-tool in the pocket of the pants before you fireman them and you are ready for any apocalypse scenario. That's like advance prep, though. You'll have to work up to that. God-Tier preppers duct tape Crocs to the bottoms of their pant legs for the ultimate set of fireman pants. One day, one day readers, I will achieve God-Tier prep status.